1. someone: do you practice any sports?

    me: does pressing reblog on tumblr count as sport?

    3 hours ago  /  60,664 notes  /  Source: adrenaline

  2. dippity-do-not-touch-me:

    once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

    (via okaymad)

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  3. lolitaspice:

    dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

    (via unshaped)

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  4. 3 hours ago  /  31,344 notes  /  Source: majiinboo

  5. waggington:

    without internet i’m nothing

    (via asiuns)

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  6. skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

    skreeet:

    willthewriter:

    ICONIC

    hate when that happens

    (via damn-funny)

    3 hours ago  /  205,320 notes  /  Source: willthewriter

  7. photo

    photo

    photo

    3 hours ago  /  134,086 notes  /  Source: wenchyfloozymoo

  8. poopflow:

    trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

    image

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    3 hours ago  /  255,338 notes  /  Source: poopflow

  9. 3 hours ago  /  99,765 notes  /  Source: tampire

  10. when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

    image

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

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